October 2011
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I can’t believe I just napped again
September 2011
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I don’t understand my boobs lately
their size changes every day
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They want to retain everything that they have learned and “carry it around in their heads.” The problem is that while they are engrossed in this process, they are not interacting with others or even increasing many other practical and social skills. They devote more and more time to collecting and attending to their collections, less to anything related to their real needs.
Thus, the challenge...
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I should probably shower one of these days
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Nothing is real, man
– Allison Staton
emilynicefields asked: yo, can we go to IGA during our break tomorrow, buy tater tots and microwave them in the caf?
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BAD IS MORE FUN
– Allison Staton
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why am I alone in this bed?
jaccuse-tedhughes:
wow I’ve been 100% sober today, and I did my homework, and now I am doing my girlfriend’s homework- I keep thinking I deserve a fucking cookie or something but then I realize that normal people do this all the time~
you deserve so many cookies, all the cookies!! I might have some here, I’ll bring them tomorrow
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trying to get the whole class to dress up as sailor moon characters for halloween
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now listening to ms new booty in the basement
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die capitalism
die corporation
die money
!!!!!!!!!!!
– allison staton
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and to top this night of embarrassing blogging
a video of me as I aggressively whisper the lyrics to the potential break up song
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Anonymous asked: how did you and your girlfriend meet?
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(almost) 10 pm I still haven’t done my homework but hey I watched 2 episodes of seinfeld, found 500$ worth of hole records on amazon, watched youtube videos on how to make tiny tiaras, and spent 30 minutes in the dark freaking out about my migraine medication
so I would definitely call this a productive night
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thought process
what if I could seriously transfer my soul into a cat named jordan CATalano
and just live in your apartment and play with fuzzy toys all day
what if
what if
WHAT IF?
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When you are listening to a band’s music on your ipod and then they just happen to walk down the street (and wave at you)
not that big of a deal
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I just had the weirdest dream that I was turning into an actual mermaid overnight and then I had to go to the hospital and kirsten dunst was a nurse there (she was still kirsten dunst but she was doing voluntary work or something?) and it was nice because I didn’t have to go to school because I was sick
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